Task #162 (Labels)

Affix all the labels to the correct things.

Although this task didn’t mention that you couldn’t use Photoshop, I was hoping to complete it without, for my own satisfaction. However the Taskmaster (‘s Assistant)’s loose deadline of Christmas proved too soon for a man of my procrastinational bent.

So here they are, 100 labels attached to things. I’ve tried to use images that I hope are public domain or whatever, so hopefully I won’t have to take any down due to copyright!

Dancing – Wet Suit – Famous Footballer – Adrian

Dancing Wet Suit Footballer Adrian

A Silly Book

A Silly Book





A Pretty Bell

Pretty Bell

Tan Line

Tan line

France – Treaty – Gold – Brass – Lawyer

Lawyer France Treaty Brass Gold

Rollerskates – Ridiculous Frog – Lorry

Frog Lorry Skates

Too Many Socks


Half Full Jar – Slime (20 labels)

Half Full Jar Slime

Hen – Axle Rod – Smile – Henman

Axle Smile Hen Henman

Mortar – Pestle

Pestle and Mortar

Moustache – Broken Umbrella

Moustache Broken Umbrella







Blue Drink

Blue Drink

Dog – Cue – Opening – Baize – Nice Pipe – Pool

Dog Pool Cue Baize Opening Pipe

Tripe – Summit (40 labels)

Tripe summit

100 Lire Note

100 Lira

Cape – Cloak – Poncho

Cape Cloak Poncho

Monocle – Helmet

Monocle Helmet

Doctor – Friend

Dr Friend

Swamp – Rollercoaster – QueueSwamp Rollercoaster Queue

Starfish – Brave Tattoo

Starfish tattoo



Clasp – Clamp – 20 Teeth – A Heap – Clump – Shavings (60 labels)

Clasp Clamp 20 Teeth Heap Clump Shavings



Gravy – Steam – Aunt

Aunt Steam Gravy

Henna – Technology

Henna Tech

Treasure – Braces – Sword

Sword Braces Treasure

Excellent Magnet – Maze Maze Magnet

Sick Bag – Brilliant Bags (by Lydia Leith)

Sick Brilliant Bags

Old Food – Mound – Graze – Swill

Swill Old Food

Fig Leaf – Pine – Dock Leaf (80 labels)


Exam – Bunsen Burner

Bunsen Exam

Floss – Milkshake

Floss Milkshake

Special Glove – Bling – Waxwork – Dimple

Glove Dimple Waxwork Bling

Mead – Wink

Mead Wink

Treat – Pancake – Cones – Soup – SeaweedPancake Soup Treat Cones Seaweed

Ice Cube (with a frozen frozen pea)

ice cube

Bad Flag – Something Scary – Bone – Black Cake

Bad Flag Something Scary Black Cake Bone Cropped (1)

I invented this delicious Guiness Marmite Chilli Lime Cake for this task and here’s the recipe if you fancy something tasty!


400g caster sugar

275g plain flour

250ml Guinness

250g unsalted butter

180g cream cheese

170g chilli cream cheese

150ml sour cream

150g icing sugar

125ml double cream

75g cocoa powder

a fist of fondant icing

the juice of 3 limes

the zest of one zime

2 large eggs

2tbsp Marmite

2.5tsp bicarbonate of soda

1tbsp vanilla extract


Preheat you oven to 160 Fan (or equivalent).

Chuck the Guiness, Marmite and butter into a saucepan and heat gently, until the butter’s melted, then throw in the caster sugar and the cocoa.

Next beat the sour cream, eggs and vanilla, then add that to the pan too.

Combine the bicarb with the plain flour and sieve it into the pan, mixing as you go.

Once you’ve got an even consistency, separate the mixture into two small, square, greased and papered baking tins and slam them into the oven, until they’re done (usually about 35-40 minutes).

Let the cake halves cool on a wire rack.

Whisk together the cream cheese, the chilli cream cheese, the double cream, the lime zest, the lime juice and a couple of spoons of flour.

Once the cakes have cooled, slap the creamy stuff onto the top of one of them (you won’t need it all), then gently stick the other one on the top of that.  Make a skull and crossbones from the fist of fondant icing and add it to the top.

Serve with a dollop of leftover creamy stuff.